**Maybe a spoiler…maybe not**

Could this be true? I know they love her…and she is Paulina Porizkova’s mini-me.

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I personally want Claire to win. She’s stunning, unique, and seems to have a great personality. Plus they haven’t had someone that exotice looking win since Naima which was in cycle 4!!!!

Hopefully youtube will have the uploaded episode soon, but in the meantime I can entertain you with rants of my own.

****Spoilers to follow****

 Benny Ninja…what else can I say? Part of me wants to squeeze him and the other part wants to bite his head off. He’s so dramatic that I don’t think most of the girls got the difference between couture, catalogue, and commercial. I’m happy that Claire won the challenge, I ador her and I don’t know why…and wtf was Lauren doing?! All she was doing was holding her shoe the WHOLE TIME. Like switch it up a bit.  Dominique…needs to go, and she needs top stop talking about herself in the 2nd person is it? When she’s like ” and I know Dominique will win ANTM” stfu. I’m happy Fatima started to practice, god knows she needed to after her growling incident.

Last but not least we have Marvita who got eliminated…I don’t feel bad though. I agreed when Fatima said she didn’t know how to look pretty. And as we all know from Tyra that modeling is not always about pretty, I felt that Marv didn’t know what to do with her face. She has very big lips and eyes and a very small chin and she doesn’t know how to clench her lips, or squint her eyes. This episode actually made me want to make another post about how to pose well for pictures of your own.

I must admit, I haven’t seen Tyra in such a good mood in a LONG ass time. She was happy and cheery and actually offering good advice. OH and then she did her signature *smile with your eyes* and all hell broke loose in my house.

 

I didnt post about episode 3 sorry guys! I’ve been neglecting this too much. Sadly a lot of things have happened…none good actually. Quick rant about my life then we can move forward with ANTM 5000.

1. I adopted a kitten and it died the next day at the vet

2. I lost my job yay

3. I got 3 tickets, for speeding, unsafe lane change, and braking hard or whatever

4. I don’t know where my dad is.

5. My electricity is about to be shut off.

Okay!

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

WTF was fatima doing?!? And Laurens walk…like why is she still in the competition? I felt like those girls took away NOTHING from Ms.Jays lesson, they looked like they were walking to friggin mcdonalds or something. I agreed with Jaslene, half of them looked like they didn’t want to be there. And the meat outfits? Tyra are you running out of ideas?Just stick with the ol’ naked and shoot. Then the ultra conservative girl will get eliminated because posing naked isn’t part of her belief system…even though it isn’t spread eagle and it’s shot by a great photog. Whatev.

This epi pissed me off. but ENJOY!

Sweet…the show has gotten off to a good start. But what is up with Tyra always wanting girls with problems? I downloaded the application and I swear they won’t choose me JUST because I’m normal. Anyway, here are the episode links:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

SPOILERS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****

KIM….WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!? You know what high fashion is about, and you don’t want to be a part of that? Why the hell did you try out!?! Leaving other girls crying who wanted this opportunity so bad. Ugh
Claire….I love you. But I’m a little confused. When I filled out the application, they specifically say you could not have been on TV or in any campaigns for the past 5 years, how did this get by passed:

I mean I really don’t care, maybe someone can offer an explaination.
I love Fatima, I think she rocks.

Everybody’s pictures sucked and why can’t these girls walk!!!

Antm is back on…which means I get to use my favorite animated GIF:

 

Moving on, for those of you that missed the first episode, it is on youtube at these links: (and trust me…commentary will follow)

part one: http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Dmlx2sYVtE&feature=related

part two: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HMgT4erMAJw&feature=related

part three: http://youtube.com/watch?v=D24n97TcXQ4&feature=related

part four: http://youtube.com/watch?v=k-ZgjIdml90&feature=related

part five: http://youtube.com/watch?v=V6GMCSKKyzo&feature=related

Wtf are Aimee and  Lauren doing? Who doesn’t know how to walk in heels?! Didn’t girls prance around playing dress up?

I like Allison, even though she’s 18 she seems so mature for her age. And Claire reminds me of Julia Stiles…like from 10 things I hate about you. She has that look to her, not to mention she’s a total tree hugger which is cool. But the breastfeeding thing creeps me out. First off, I’ve never had kids but I didn’t think you could really leave them when they’re still feeding…unless she’s one of those moms who has a 3 y/o and still making them feed. Secondly, WHY would you want those mom boobs when you’re trying to be a model!? The look is slender and nothing more than a B cup, not to mention what if you leaked on the clothes?

My favs so far are fatima (you go girl for saying black girls can be smart and beautiful…not acting all ghetto), dominique has some potential, but those eyebrows have GOT to go. Katarzyna is absolutely STUNNING. I have a feeling she will go far, but she might end up doing the same face in her pictures.

*~~~~~~~~~~~~spolier if you haven’t watched~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

TOP 14:

Atayla (Don’t even remember her…)

Amis (cute…quirky)

Aimee

Anya

Whitney (plus size never wins)

Martiva (Ugly…and she doesn’t have what it takes)

Allison

Stacy Ann (Looks like winner Danielle, I don’t see her going far)

Claire

Lauren

Dominique (FIERCE)

Katarzyna

Fatima

Kimberly (Bulldog/Brooke Miller from antm 7 who missed her high school graduation..boohoo)