Sweet…the show has gotten off to a good start. But what is up with Tyra always wanting girls with problems? I downloaded the application and I swear they won’t choose me JUST because I’m normal. Anyway, here are the episode links:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

SPOILERS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****

KIM….WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!? You know what high fashion is about, and you don’t want to be a part of that? Why the hell did you try out!?! Leaving other girls crying who wanted this opportunity so bad. Ugh
Claire….I love you. But I’m a little confused. When I filled out the application, they specifically say you could not have been on TV or in any campaigns for the past 5 years, how did this get by passed:

I mean I really don’t care, maybe someone can offer an explaination.
I love Fatima, I think she rocks.

Everybody’s pictures sucked and why can’t these girls walk!!!

Antm is back on…which means I get to use my favorite animated GIF:

Moving on, for those of you that missed the first episode, it is on youtube at these links: (and trust me…commentary will follow)

part one: http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Dmlx2sYVtE&feature=related

part two: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HMgT4erMAJw&feature=related

part three: http://youtube.com/watch?v=D24n97TcXQ4&feature=related

part four: http://youtube.com/watch?v=k-ZgjIdml90&feature=related

part five: http://youtube.com/watch?v=V6GMCSKKyzo&feature=related

Wtf are Aimee and  Lauren doing? Who doesn’t know how to walk in heels?! Didn’t girls prance around playing dress up?

I like Allison, even though she’s 18 she seems so mature for her age. And Claire reminds me of Julia Stiles…like from 10 things I hate about you. She has that look to her, not to mention she’s a total tree hugger which is cool. But the breastfeeding thing creeps me out. First off, I’ve never had kids but I didn’t think you could really leave them when they’re still feeding…unless she’s one of those moms who has a 3 y/o and still making them feed. Secondly, WHY would you want those mom boobs when you’re trying to be a model!? The look is slender and nothing more than a B cup, not to mention what if you leaked on the clothes?

My favs so far are fatima (you go girl for saying black girls can be smart and beautiful…not acting all ghetto), dominique has some potential, but those eyebrows have GOT to go. Katarzyna is absolutely STUNNING. I have a feeling she will go far, but she might end up doing the same face in her pictures.

*~~~~~~~~~~~~spolier if you haven’t watched~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

TOP 14:

Atayla (Don’t even remember her…)

Amis (cute…quirky)

Aimee

Anya

Whitney (plus size never wins)

Martiva (Ugly…and she doesn’t have what it takes)

Allison

Stacy Ann (Looks like winner Danielle, I don’t see her going far)

Claire

Lauren

Dominique (FIERCE)

Katarzyna

Fatima

Kimberly (Bulldog/Brooke Miller from antm 7 who missed her high school graduation..boohoo)

This site has some great clothes at some really good deals.

This red cap sleeve dress isabsolutely adorable. I think it would look good on anybody because it has a classic sillouhette and fits in all the right areas.

I love this scarf! You can wear it a number of ways and look effortlessly chic. Plus it reminds me of pucci but without the cost lol.

These clutches are adorable! They have great bright spring colors and they’re only $30! They can provide that perfect splash of color to any outfit.

Lastly they have this cute green blouse that I can’t wait to snatch up. It would look great with a pair of jeans and flats, or dress it up with a black skirt and heels to match.

You don’t understand…I need these shoes. Not only do they go with the theme of retro glam (added platform), you can wear them with anything. These 5 inch heels are friggin’ fierce. I’d rock them out to take out the cat litter I swear.

This is my vice. Not drugs, gambling, but shoes. I buy them when I don’t need them and they make me melt everytime.

Zappos.com is one of my all time favorite sites. Not only do they have a huge selection of the finest shoes, their shipping is ridiculous. It’s free every time, and it comes next day! That being said, let’s go over some trends that they have on their site:

Missoni is looking fierce with these fabulous espadrilles:

They are bright, colorful, and fun. You could pair them with anything for that great splash of color and added interest to any outfit.

Juicy Couture has these adorable ruby red flats:

DSquared has these peep toe slingbacks:

And last but not least, my favorite designer who I can’t afford, Giuseppe Zanotti has these GORGEOUS Open Toe Mules:

LOVE THEM. I can’t say anything else.

I’ve embedded a clip of the CIFF (Copenhagen International Fashion Fair) trend show for spring/summer 2008 titled “easy delight.” Shows fresh, fun colors, and floral prints.

I LOVE that dress at the end. Definately a mix of hippie/romantic. Depending where you live (if it’s hot), sheer layers can come in very handy. They have the ability to hide flaws and make you look very soft and feminine.

See more here: http://www.ciff.dk

Who knew?

I think the trendiest gum out there is Orbitz with Stride as a close second. Maybe it’s just me, but I love the idea of having cute organized cases in my purse. Do they even make sticks of gum anymore? I feel like I never see them in the store. It always annoyed me how after you would take out the first piece everything would fall out in your purse anyway. And one drunken night you find yourself fishing for that last crumb and hair filled piece (how do crumbs get in my purse anyway?).

We all remember juicy fruit…and wait for it: FRUIT STRIPE GUM. Those were trendy back in the 90’s, even though the flavor lasted about 5 seconds. But it was cool to have and to share it with other kids!

Spring 2008 trend…Yellow. Spring designers bring a crop of lemony hues that bring mind summer and lots of sunshine.

Check out this 1960s mod dress by marc jacobs:

 Can be dressed down with a pair of classic ballet flats, or dressed up with some fierce pumps.

Adorable Anne Klein T strap sandals:

I love the look of the T strap in heels, and I love it even more in these sandals. I’ll definately be sporting these come next month.

Lastly I have these little gems…I mean I already worship Louboutin but then he has to come out with these fabulous heels:

They would not only make your legs look wicked, but they would go with anything. I’m not saying to go out and wear all yellow at once, but that splash of color goes great with a pair of dark skinny jeans or a little black dress. It makes things look more intriguing without using too many accessories.

Hippie Chic - Bohemian, bright colors, beads, sandals, headscarves, headbands…etc.

example = Embroidered Baby Doll Top from Shopbop.com

Romantic - Floaty, Feminine fabrics. Long dresses and skirts. Think frilly and ultra-girly.

example = Sheer Lace Blouse from Forever 21

Tribal and Tropical - Designers are coming out with bold, beautiful prints reminiscent of nature and animals.

example = Nicole Miller dress from Bluefly

Belts - Are still in! They draw attention to the waist and make everybody look cinched and fabulous.

example = D&G belt from Neiman Marcus

Retro Elegant - Look foxy this season in outfits inspired by the 70’s and 80’s. Bright neon, Big and bold patterns. Sparkles and minis are definately in. Same with gold and platforms. Don’t overdo it because you will end up looking tacky! Thank goodness my mom kept some of her clothes, now she can fit in!

example = Purple Jumpsuit from EDressme

I’ve been modeling for sometime now, and I have read my share of fashion books and magazines. I notice a lot of people have the same problem: How to look good in front of the camera.

I’m going to provide some basic tips for everybody out there to use so you can take a flawless picture every time.

1. Practice in the mirror. It may sound silly, but looking at your angles and movements in the mirror will let you know how it looks like next time you take a picture. You will soon memorize your muscle movements and know exactly what kind of sexy look to give next.

• Try different smiles. Most people squint and that not only causes wrinkles on your eyes, it doesn’t make for a flattering face.
• Angles, angles, angles! If you don’t like something, learn how to make it better. There are tricks with makeup but if you don’t have time, learn how to tilt your face in a flattering way. To the side, head down with eyes looking up…etc.

2. Elongate yourself. People envy models because they are tall and thin. Let’s face it though, the whole world isn’t made that way. Make sure to stand straight up and don’t slouch because that can cause unnecessary wrinkles in your clothes or a pooch that you don’t even have! If you are worried about your arms, put one arm on your hip and stand to the side. Put one leg in front of the other (it makes them look longer)..etc

3. RELAX! You can tell in pictures when people are uptight. Relax your mouth and don’t do a fake smile. If you have to make some cheesy joke to make yourself laugh go for it! The best smiles are the most genuine.

4. Fix your clothes lol! I can’t tell you how many pictures I have seen where I look pregnant because my cute flowy “just had to have it” top poofs out.

5. Never look directly at the lens, ALWAYS, look slightly ABOVE the lens.

6. Try to be serious if you want to take a good picture. It’s fun to goof around and stick your tongue out or do the fake olsen twins signature “duck lips,” but this may not work for you.

 Follow these tips and I guarantee you will look FIERCE in any picture you take.